Lived Experience Forum

[WaterBabe1]

Thanks greenpea - they're hilarious!

[Former-Member]

[Former-Member]

"WHERE THERE'S A WILL
THERE'S RELATIVES"

[Zaphod]

'I HAVE AN 800lb GORILLA ON MY BACK, A BLACK DOG HUMPING MY LEG AND GREMILINS IN MY HEAD.  TODAY IS A NEW DAY...TIME TO OFFLOAD THE GORILLA, KICK THE DOG OFF AND CAGE THE GREMLINS.....OR AT LEAST EXPOSE THEM TO SUNLIGHT'

[Adge]

What time is it when the Elephant sits on the Fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why did the boy throw the Clock out the window?

He wanted to see Time fly...

What's Black & White, & Red all-over?

A Newspaper....

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[Adge]

Notice on Corporate Noticeboard:

"Due to economic restraint, the Light at the end of the Tunnel has been Switched off" (until further notice).

I thought that I finally saw the Light at the end of the Tunnel - Then I realised that it was just a man with a Torch, who was bringing me more Work (to do)....

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[Former-Member]

Are you going OK @AdgeAdge? Missed ya 🙂

[Adge]

Hi @Former-Member I've been missing you too!

Topic Tues on Loneliness (LE) was a good discussion - except that I feel more lonely (after it):smileytongue:

I just haven't had any energy (for weeks) to do Good Morning thread etc.

So maybe that's why I've missed you....

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[Former-Member]

 Stay strong @Adge xox

[Bill16]

What's green and stands in the corner?   A naughty frog.